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Me: Why am I still single?
Brain: You're weird as shit, lol.
Body: And you're fat lol.
Face: Plus you're pretty ugly too lol.
Food: Don't worry babe, I'm here for you.
Bias: Babe, stop waiting for me. I don't even know you.